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A Joe I / Lee Tanner Story
"Sister Busy Hands"
Submitted By Les Brown (Feb 2004)

Joe Iacovacci was raised in a very religious background and was very, very proper.

He had to attend, along with all management, the notorious "Monday Night Meetings".

Lee Tanner and others, I'm not sure who, engaged the services of a hooker. They dressed her in a nun's habit and brought her to one of the meetings. She was introduced as "Sister So-and-So" who would be interning for a few days prior to joining the Providence Diocese Communications Office. They seated her next to Joe I.

Under the table the Sister's hands found employment on Joe's lower half.

Those who saw it said Joe began to sweat, turned bright red, stammered through his prepared speech and fled.

Joe was so upset that nobody dared tell him it was all a joke. His faith was deeply shaken.

Years later Tanner had moved on to Grass Valley Group, where I also worked. At Halloween the company had a great dress-up tradition. One of the customer service ladies (from a different building) turned up in an old-fashioned nun's habit. I hustled her over to Tanner's building....

She tapped on his doorframe.

Lee looked up from his desk and, as he did a double-take, she said "Ooooohhhh....I'm so sorry....I thought this was Mr. Iaccovacci's office". She quickly pulled back and I got her out a nearby door and into the back of a parked van.

Lee snapped back in his chair then hustled out asking everyone around where the nun had gone. Of course everyone denied having seen anything that even vaguely looked like a nun. He talked about it for days but everyone had been primed to stay silent. Finally he came to believe he had fallen asleep briefly and dreamed the whole thing.

I don't think he ever found out he'd been had.


From Frank Clynes - Feb 27, 2004
Truman Taylor never heard of any "nun". But it's a great story anyway!
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